Cook the Spam: Heat oil in a large skillet or wok over medium-high heat. Add cubed Spam and cook 4–6 minutes until browned and crispy. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.
Cook the Vegetables: In the same pan, sauté cabbage mix for about 4 minutes until slightly softened. Add peas, garlic, and green onion. Cook 1–2 minutes more.
Scramble the Eggs: Crack eggs directly into the pan and scramble until fully cooked.
Combine Everything: Add rice and cooked Spam back to the pan. Stir well. Add soy sauce and hoisin sauce and toss until evenly coated.
Finish & Serve: Cook another 2–3 minutes until everything is hot and lightly crisped. Garnish with extra green onion and sesame seeds if desired.
Notes
Chilled leftover rice works the best for fried rice.
Don't stir the SPAM too often while frying. Letting it sit for a minute or so per side allows it to get nice and crispy.
The SPAM & soy sauce already contain quite a but of salt, so taste before adding more.
Store leftovers in an airtight container for up to 4 days.